Idioms
I don't/couldn't give a monkey's
(British English, slang) used to say, in a way that is not very polite, that you do not care about something, or are not at all interested in itI don't give a monkey's whether you want to come or not.make a monkey (out) of somebody
to make somebody seem stupid

ˈmʌŋki
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